As most people know, the famous songwriter-singer Rihanna has always been friends with the Monster under her bed. The Monster, nicknamed Jerry, was the center of Eminem’s hit song “The Monster”. Historically, she has gotten along with both Jerry and has also had good diplomatic relations with the Republic of the Voices Inside Her Head (RVIHH), being close trade allies with the latter. Historically, they have treated many commodities, such as oil, beds, tulip juice, and milk steaks. 

 The three parties’ long, positive friendship had been diminishing ever since the Isolationist party of RVIHH won a historic election, beating the Rihanna-supporting Big Tent coalition. The citizens of RVIHH had had enough of the status quo and lack of change, seeing as the Big Tent coalition was made up of lots of different parties, struggling to enact meaningful change. Afterwards, Jerry switched to favor RVIHH over Rihanna, as RVIHH is an essential economic ally. 

On February 31st, Rihanna announced that she would no longer support either RVIHH or Jerry, cutting off relations with the famous monster in a historic sendoff. 

The economic and political implications could be massive, but it is too early to tell the magnitude of this severance of relations.