Members of the Centaurus Community,

It is with some pleasure and minimal honor that we present to you The Warrior Troll, Centaurus High School’s very own less-than-serious publication.

Putting together the Scroll has been a simple, almost mindless task. With so few trials and tribulations, it has been easy to remain committed to a sporadic and poorly edited product. The staff all agree that we have been serious for long enough. Now more than ever, it is important to let loose and live a little, right? Otherwise, you might actually be reading quality student journalism right now. 

We want this platform to be a safe space where students can get 100% accurate, completely factual, unbiased information and coverage of fabricated events. This publication allows journalistic decay; in fact, we encourage it! (for this week). 

A special thank you to everyone who supported us along the way; we are so excited to let you down. And of course, thank you to our amazing staff who have poured their sweat and tears into making this a reality.

Our hope is that The Warrior Troll will actively diminish the quality and reputation of Centaurus High School. Someone’s gotta do it!

Please enjoy our special satire edition, published April 1st-7th. 

Signed,

The Staff of The Warrior Scroll Troll